Thanks in part to the 'feed the Vicar' program at church and combined with my own passion for stuffing my increasingly pudgy face, I've gained 15 pounds in two months.
Oof.
My new weight-loss program is as follows:
1) buy straightjacket.
2) wear at mealtimes.
3) eat what is accessible with a straw.
3 comments:
From what I understand, this is normal. I've heard (although I don't know where the "fact" comes from) that new ministers gain on average 20 pounds in their first charge. So you've got 5 pounds to go! ;) jks.
Don't bears like vegetables? ;-)
What are the dimensions of this proposed straw? Because it occurs to me that, with some careful forethought, this would not pose and sort of hindrance to your ability to consume food. I think it would be far more effective to have Diäna break your jaw instead. You would just have to tape record all your sermons before hand...
Cla3rk
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